hamfarto:

hamfarto:

im having one of those unattractive days

i mean years

couturierer:

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

jaclcfrost:

“shouldn’t you be sleeping”

snapchatting:

thegirlsontv:

snapchatting:

i just time traveled

don’t believe me? well look at this

u time traveled and all u fucking did was play around on the computer

yeah

I’m like cold coffee because no one wants me

fffcuk:

bettywhite4ever:

fffcuk:

it snew today

i think i just busted vein from laughing so hard what the hell is snew an actual word

the post that ruined my life

fullmetalfisting:

one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book 

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it